Paris Protesters Plan to Poop in Seine River to Highlight How Dirty It Is

Paris protesters are prepared for a defecation demonstration … claiming they’ll poop within the famed Seine to show simply how disgusting it’s!

Social media users are speaking on-line a couple of large-scale plan to defecate within the river after France’s President Emmanuel Macron and Paris Mayor Anne Hidalgo claimed it was protected sufficient to swim in.

Here is the deal … a pair months in the past water charity Surfrider Basis Europe claimed it had examined the water within the Seine a number of instances over the course of six months from September 2023 to March 2024 and claims they discovered a stunning quantity of micro organism within the water.

In response, Macron, Hidalgo and different officers mentioned they’d within the water and go for a swim to show how protected it’s … and, many began joking they need to flip the river right into a latrine to show their level.

Welp … it appears the joke’s gotten a bit out of hand — ‘trigger now there is a website together with a calculator to assist folks work out what time to depart their droppings within the river so it should movement into Paris at midday tomorrow in the event that they stay within the countryside.

Plus, influencers are speaking concerning the protest prefer it’s actually going to go down … and, they’re together with snaps of the Seine which we gotta say does look fairly dang inexperienced.

In fact, this comes simply weeks earlier than the Paris Olympics … which has open water swim occasions scheduled to undergo the river. BTW, many within the metropolis are pissed the Olympics are taking place in any respect — so, this may increasingly find yourself being a catch-all protest for pissed-off Parisians.