Mississippi Lawmaker Proposes Bill Outlawing Male Masturbation

Being an outlaw in Mississippi might be so simple as busting a nut, or not less than that is what a state senator is proposing with a brand new regulation that successfully bans masturbation … for males, anyway!

MS Sen. Bradford Blackmon even slapped a catchy title on his laws — the “Contraception Begins at Erection Act” — which goals to dam males from spreading (or losing) their seed until they intend to make a child. So, no enjoying five-on-one with your self or some other types of pleasure that finish with you losing these valuable sailors.

The invoice does have some exceptions, nevertheless … particularly in regard to actions associated to baby-making endeavors, together with sperm donation.

The proposed regulation, which was launched Monday and is presently “in committee,” would see males hit with some fairly stiff fines — first-time violators could be hit with a $1K quotation, and second-timers fork out $5K.

The third strike would actually price transgressors … a whopping $10K!!! That is one costly shake with the milkman, if ya know what we imply.

It is moderately unlikely the invoice will get any traction in Mississippi’s legislature, which the GOP controls — Blackmon is a Democrat — however it’s a fairly groundbreaking suggestion, given most reproductive legal guidelines and payments concentrate on the lady’s position in contraception.

Blackmon indicated that’s the very level of his invoice. He informed WLBT, “This bill highlights that fact and brings the man’s role into the conversation. People can get up in arms and call it absurd but I can’t say that bothers me.”

Mississippi presently prohibits abortions for many instances — exterior preserving the lifetime of the mom or rape or incest — which went into impact after the U.S. Supreme Courtroom reversed Roe v. Wade in 2022.

Consideration, Mississippi dudes — ya may wanna have your enjoyable whereas ya nonetheless can, legally.