Dak Prescott Jokes About Crapping On Eagles, 49ers In Cancer PSA

Dak Prescott is looking on NFL followers to drop trou’ and take a deuce throughout their hated rival groups … and it is all within the title of colorectal most cancers consciousness!!

The Dallas Cowboys quarterback launched the hilarious, minute-long promo on Friday … the place he is inviting diehard soccer backers to hitch the bowel motion by getting their colons screened and supporting their allegiances on the identical time.

“As a professional quarterback, I get a lot of s***,” Prescott says within the video for the Colorectal Cancer Alliance’s Lead From Behind marketing campaign. “And, I get it — when you’re not a fan of something, s***ing on it can make you feel good. But, what if I told you now, it can do some good, too?”

Prescott then goes on to disclose an at-home screening equipment with customizable stickers … and naturally, the gathering options photographs of just about each NFL workforce’s mascots, so individuals can actually s*** on any fanbase.

“Not a fan of marine life?” Prescott asks as he holds up a dolphin sticker. “Slap it on!!”

Prescott additionally shades the 49ers, Browns and Eagles … however conveniently, there isn’t any Cowboys-related sticker in sight.

“Have issues with old-timey prospectors? Boom,” Prescott continues. “It works with anything — from colors to large American predatory birds.”

Actor Ryan Reynolds‘ voice makes a short look, too … and even he catches a stray within the course of.

The clip is fairly rattling humorous, however the subject is critical for Dak — he misplaced his mom, Peggy, to colon most cancers in 2013.