Aaron Rodgers Says Darkness Retreat Featured ‘Very, Very Smooth’ Dumps

Aaron Rodgers experienced lots of concerns while in seclusion recently, however poopin’ wasn’t among them … the quarterback exposed Wednesday his dumps in the dark were “very, very smooth.”

Apparently, that’s not constantly the case on the four-night, no-light retreat … due to the fact that Aubrey Marcus stated while with Rodgers on the current episode of the “Aubrey Marcus Podcast,” he had a hard time to understand when it was time to end up cleaning — producing a quite lousy circumstance.

But, when Rodgers opened to Marcus about his own potty breaks — he stated he had no such issues.

“My dumps were super smooth,” the quarterback stated.

The Green Bay Packers star discussed his diet plan — which consisted mainly of huge salads — produced a perfect circumstance for remaining in a restroom without light.

“In my mind,” he stated, “they were all two-wipers. They were two-wipers and done.”

He included, “There were multiple, though, that I didn’t even think I needed a wipe.”

As for Rodgers’ genuine issues on his journey — his football future and potential retirement — he stated those subjects needed much more attention.

The 39-year-old stated he invested a complete day considering what life would resemble if he retired. Then, he stated, he invested the whole next day imagining how life would be if he continued playing.

He eventually didn’t decide while away from human touch and light … however he did state he now is going to feel way more at peace with whatever option he eventually makes.