Iowa TV Reporter Delivers Snarky Weather Report in Snow Storm

A regional Iowa news broadcaster was very bent out of shape over his task — covering the blizzard — and he let his managers understand on live television — and it’s amusing.

KWWL press reporter Mark Woodley was dispatched onto the snow-covered streets in Waterloo, IA, throughout Thursday’s hours-long early morning program. Right from the beginning, Woodley had a ‘tude, snarkily providing a weather forecast about the sub-zero temperatures.

He kicked things off in this manner …”I normally do sports, uh, everything is canceled here for the next couple of days so what better time to ask the sports guy to come in about five hours earlier than he would normally wake up and go stand out in the wind and the snow and the cold and tell other people not to do the same.”

It gets funnier … Woodley joked that a colleague called Clint cut a much better offer due to the fact that he’s enabled to remain warm in the Storm Chaser automobile. “I feel like Clint got the better end of that deal. That thing’s heated. The outdoors currently is not heated.”

Woodley likewise split this doozy … “This is a really long show. Tune in for the next couple hours to watch me progressively get crankier and crankier.”

He wasn’t done yet … “I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news. The good news is that I can still feel my face. The bad news is I kind of wish I couldn’t.”

Hours later on, Woodley could not take it any longer and resolved the television host called Ryan, who was delighting in the warm studio … “Can I go back to my regular job? I’m pretty sure Ryan that you guys added an extra hour to this show because somebody likes torturing me.”