Good, Be Mad: Lizzo Triggers 4 Scores Of Salty Soup Cookies For Playing Slave-Owning President James Madison’s Precious Crystal Flute

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Republicans are genuinely repugnant individuals and there is definitely nothing favorable, enjoyable, or usually harmless that they won’t repair their sorrowful mouths to slam and excoriate. F ’em.

Lizzo is the most recent target of conservative ire after The Library of Congress permitted her to play the “precious” crystal flute that was talented to President James Madison in 1813. We put “precious” in quotes due to the fact that honestly, no one cared, considered, or likely even understood that this instrument even existed. But that didn’t stop the conservative s$!t talkers from calling Lizzo whatever however a kid of God according to USAToday.

Take Trump bootlicker Jenna Ellis for instance, she got on television to call this Black lady “horrible” and “among the most morbidly overweight individuals on the planet who declares that she’s oppressed”.

Even if this rotten container of mayo did have real respect for this flute, what does Lizzo’s weight or injustice pertain to anything? It doesn’t. It’s simply a chance to state something that she would never ever try to utter in Lizzo’s deal with.

Next, let’s take snowflake Matt Walsh and his synthetic love of the flute that he didn’t even understand existed.

Saving the worst for last, a conservative d-bag called Greg Price utilized this chance to play victim and promote Lizzo’s efficiency as some desecration of America…

Yes, Greg, valuing a 400-year history of bigotry and cruelty is racist. Full stop. All these individuals can burn in the most popular part of hell.